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Drained by Sarah Schiff

Drained | Sarah Schiff

For the near-decade since she crossed over with baby Maryna in her belly, Vira has been wiping up after grubby college students and waiting to rest. She tells herself they are just kids, but she can’t help cursing them when she finds shit-smeared toilets and banisters dotted with hardened gum. The anonymity of the night shift is reassuring (even if she never stops watching for the watchers), but it’s also a drain on her body, knowing all the while it should be asleep. She leans on the mop as if it is a third leg, studies her feet while summitting the marble staircases, and cleans as she dreams standing up. Sometimes she wonders whether running was a mistake. If she can believe an aunt who never left, things have improved, but this is the only home Maryna has ever known.

Most people at the university merely see backdrop as they pass Vira, but one night a med student actually looks at her. He’s studying in a classroom glowing blue from his computer screen when she wheels in her Metro Deluxe Cleaning Cart and uses her shoulder to switch on the overhead lights. Even though she turns away from him, she can feel his eyes idling as she sponges the chalkboard clean and lets herself fantasize. Maryna has grown independent, the president just signed a new order, Vira has lasted this long in the undocumented dark—even has her own apartment now. Maybe this med student can be hers too.

The next night, he’s there again, this time right by the board, so she has to squeeze by him to clean it, and as she does, she looses a giggle that doesn’t sound like hers.

Older than his classmates and far less privileged, Drew is lonely too. She is more his peer than they are.

He won’t take her back to his place. He has three roommates, he says. Vira doesn’t invite him to hers: Maryna. According to the movies, broom closets have a reputation, and the one Vira uses has a cot. Some nights, Drew brings rotisserie chicken that they eat with their fingers and wash down with white wine from a jug. The wine burns her nose, and she doesn’t care that the chicken-grease on his fingers stains her uniform—until the next day when she has to take an unscheduled bus ride to the laundromat. But she smiles as she counts out the quarters, smelling the chicken in her hair.

Then Drew proposes. He’s moving to the other side of the country for his internship and wants her to go with him. Vira isn’t sure of her own feelings or whether he loves her for her and not for the comfort she brings, but the promise of citizenship is enough. She tries convincing herself that acceptance comes with love, but she well knows how rarely that jackpot is won. They start planning their future, and Drew stops bringing condoms to the broom closet.

Then he graduates and is gone.

Her calls to his phone aren’t answered by his voice, “We’re sorry, the number you have reached…” but she hangs up and dials again, every day. For nine months.

Now Vira has a new baby and no Drew and no citizenship. Milk spills and wets her uniform through the night while she cleans shit, scrapes gum, and curses the students. She pumps and bottles it in the broom closet so Maryna can feed it to Tristan while Vira is at work, but the milk only trickles when she’s at home with him during the day. He sucks at nothing then wails and wails with an exhausting hunger. Vira knows how he feels.

An illustration of a honeybee painted in warm orange and yellow tones against a black circular background.
about the author:
A woman with curly hair and a warm smile is standing outdoors in front of a blurred green background. She is wearing a long-sleeve, fitted, dark top and is looking directly at the camera.

If we’re talking about my personal idea of the good life, it would be sitting on the beach, surrounded by friends and family, getting to hear their joys and chatter while my face is buried in a good book. 

A native Floridian and dual US and Canadian citizen, Sarah Schiff earned her PhD in American literature from Emory University but is a fugitive from higher education. She now writes fiction and teaches high school English in Atlanta. Her short stories have appeared in Pembroke Magazine, Valparaiso Fiction Review, The Saturday Evening Post, and Cleaver, among others. She’s been twice nominated for a Pushcart prize, by J Journal andJMWW, was a finalist for the TulipTree Review’s Wild Women Story Contest, and was a 2024 Jack Hazard Fellow. Wouldn’t you know it: She’s currently at work on a novel. More at https://sarah-schiff.com/

Read our Q&A with Sarah here.

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The Moon and Nothing Else by Charlie Rogers

The Moon and Nothing Else | Charlie Rogers

The protesters in the park are shouting about peace. I think you’d find it amusing, if you were here—you’d turn to me, rolling your eyes with a judgmental snort. Peace, you’d say, and let me fill in the rest—they don’t even know what it means. I’d smile and shake my head knowingly. If you were feeling brave, you might let your palm graze my thigh.

Peace. It’s what I’m hoping to find here, today.

In the crowd of shouting teenagers, I spot a small girl in a bright purple coat, no more than four years old, tugging at the straw-plastic hair of a naked doll. A redhead, like you. Who would bring a child to an anti-war protest in late winter? No one around her looks old enough to be her parents.

We met at an anti-war rally three years ago. I lost my balance, and you helped me back to my feet. You told me you’d evaded the draft because of your asthma, while my lottery number was keeping me safe for the moment. We left together, and you took me to your tiny walkup below 14th Street, and we listened to Joni Mitchell’s “The Pirate of Penance” over and over—every time the song ended, you’d move the needle back—until I worked up the nerve to kiss you. By “Cactus Tree,” I was in love.

I spin the cold metal band you gave me around my finger. It’s not as tight as it used to be—I’ve had so little appetite since my discharge from the hospital—but I remember the moment you opened your palm to first reveal it to me.

It’s not real, not to them. But… we know. Chip, would you marry me?

The February chill seeps into my bones, and I tug my jacket tighter around me as I sit on our favorite bench in Washington Square. If I was a woman, you would have brought me back to Central Park, where we met, and sunk to a knee—so traditional!—instead of sliding this ring onto my finger as we stood at the stove, waiting for the coffee percolator.

Peace.

I thought the rings would give us cover. We’d sit in bed and make up stories about our fake wives. Pamela was your high school sweetheart, but you caught her in bed with the TV antenna installer. Janice was in the same secretarial pool as my sister, at a marketing firm uptown.

Snowflakes drift around my head, aimless. The abandoned newspaper by my side reads: California Supreme Court Voids Death Penalty. We planned to visit San Francisco this September.

I stand and jam my hands into my pockets—the ring catches on the lip of the fabric. It’s never done that before, in the year I’ve been wearing it. On my way out of the park, on my way through the crowd, I’ll walk past the spot where it happened.

Peace.

I’ve been asking myself: why us? We did everything we were supposed to. No holding hands, no displays of affection. We lowered our voices so no one would suspect anything unusual about us. You talked about Nixon’s upcoming trip to China. I was concerned about a hole in my boot. Then the boys appeared, four of them, teenagers in ratty coats, hovering in front of us like ragged shadows. One waved a butterfly knife in our faces, demanding money. The others hung back, paradoxically more scared of us than we were of them. We did as they asked, though we only had eleven dollars between us, and no valuables. Except—

“Please not the rings,” you said. In your fear you must have forgotten to keep your register low, and your affect came out. I heard it. I saw on their faces that they heard it. One of the shadow-boys stepped forward, wearing an expression of pure disgust. I knew what would happen, my worst nightmare rising up to greet me, and stepped forward to protect you.

I remember being surprised at how little it hurt when he stabbed me in the stomach. It felt like being punched, but I’d taken harder blows. After that, the memories swirl together like colored oils, and only flashes remain. The sound of the boys retreating, their shoes crunching against the light snow. The reek of urine as I realized I’d lost control of my bladder. Your eyes. Your beautiful, forest-colored eyes, reflecting the moon and nothing else.

It’s too much, the onslaught of memory. I stagger to the nearest bench and settle onto its rotted wood, biting back emotion. I thought I was strong enough to return here, where hippies dance on the spot our blood colored the snow, leaching onto the pavement like it was never ours. I close my eyes.

I try to summon your voice, its soft lilt, so I can beg you for guidance, but you remain silent.

Something taps my leg.

I open my eyes and find the little girl in the purple coat standing before me. She holds her doll to her chest, pudgy fingers gripping the toy by its legs, and her other hand restlessly twirls her hair. 

“Are you okay, mister?” She stares up at me with the greenest eyes I have ever seen.

I shake my head.

She nods, considering this.

I scan the crowd for her parents, but I see no other redheads, only her and the absence of you. Maybe they aren’t here. Maybe her father is off in the jungle somewhere, wondering about her.

She pushes the doll in my direction, an offering. 

Peace.

“No, she’s yours.” I shake my head again. “But thank you.”

The little girl clambers onto the bench beside me, struggling to hoist herself up. Once settled, she puts her tiny hand on my leg. “I’ll keep you company ‘til you’re better.”

I know it’s a coincidence that she resembles you. But in the moment, I imagine you’ve sent her somehow, the visitation I prayed for. I know it isn’t real. You’re gone. Forever.

“I’d like that,” I say.

An illustration of a honeybee painted in warm orange and yellow tones against a black circular background.
about the author:

Charlie Rogers (he/him) is a gay writer, former photographer and aspiring hermit who lives in New York City, writing the same story over and over, ignoring birds and their portents. He is originally from Beacon, NY, and studied literature at Cornell University for some reason. His work has appeared in BULL, Uncharted, and Ellery Queen. Website: charlierogerswrites.com

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flash fiction

While Making Out the Lineup for Tomorrow’s 12U Softball Championship Game by Jim Parisi

While Making Out the Lineup for Tomorrow’s 12U Softball Championship Game | Jim Parisi

1. TABITHA, whose mother sent, at the start of the season, a spreadsheet documenting her myriad allergies (line fifty-seven: lukewarm tap water?). Despite the ever-present risk of anaphylactic shock, Tabitha is an on-base machine who sets up the power hitters who don’t need to be encased in a plastic bubble when the team enjoys its post-game snack. 

2. AGNES, your best all-around player. She lives at the end of your block with her two moms. You spent numerous nights this past winter in their living room, drinking too many Modelos and failing in your efforts not to burden Holly and Audrey with your tales of woe.

 3. MARTHA, who hasn’t made an out since early April, always bats third. Her father set in motion the chain of events that has reduced you to sitting in bed unable to sleep, in an empty house, as the clock approaches three in the morning.

4. MADELINE, erstwhile resident in this three-bedroom Cape Cod, which never seemed cavernous until her mother pulled up stakes in January. You wanted to work out a rotating co-parenting arrangement that would keep Maddie in the house full-time. Becca told you that wouldn’t fly because she and Maddie were moving in with Steve and his three kids. You protested that she had started seeing Steve a mere three months earlier, after your separation became official. You lost that argument and got custody every other weekend, plus practices and games. This year has been difficult, but the big test will come when the offseason starts around six tomorrow night. 

5. ROSE, who speaks only when spoken to and sits alone at the far end of the bench. Her mother insists Rose can’t wait to get in the car to head to the field. You recognize echoes of your own mother in Mona’s rictus and the ropy muscle bulging in her neck as she stands along the outfield fence; the yearning for her quiet, sensitive kid to fit in; the living and dying with every at-bat and every chance in the field. You try to visit Rose’s end of the bench every couple of innings; on a good day you can induce a hesitant smile at a corny dad joke. But Rose springs to life on the basepaths, stealing with abandon and always taking the extra base. 

6. CASSANDRA, sister of Martha and younger daughter of the instrument of your professional demise, Bill Trager, whose first initiative upon becoming mayor two years ago was to adopt the supermarket model of self-checkout for municipal services, starting with your domain, the public library. Trager’s budget not only replaced clerks with self-service kiosks, it also eliminated funding for your head librarian position. You wonder if your decision to start a twelve-year-old at shortstop ahead of Cassie, who at ten was new to the team, convinced him to seek revenge. Trager sits in the first row of the stands to yell encouragement to his daughters. You hate yourself for lamenting that he is not a more toxic presence in their lives.  

7. GISELE or GETRUDE, twins you haven’t seen since they sprayed line drives all over the field at the first practice. You assumed they had quit the team, but on Friday morning, their father texted to say the girls would be arriving at four on the dot, coming directly from ballet class. You fear going into the championship with two outfielders who haven’t picked up a softball in three months. But their surprise appearance is your only hope of averting an embarrassing forfeit. 

8. GERTRUDE or GISELE, not that it matters.

9. MABEL, your daughter’s new roommate, whose pinpoint control and natural movement will determine your team’s fate. The girls have had a rapport since the first day of 10U practice, when Maddie raised her hand to strap on the catcher’s gear and Mabel strode from behind the gaggle of teammates to say, “I’ve got pitcher, Coach.” Your throat catches every time you hear parents call the duo “the sister battery.” You tried to make Steve the villain after Rebecca broke the news last fall that their casual dating had turned serious. But things between you and Becca had been on the skids for years. You prefer to remember the Steve who used to smuggle illicit beers under his jacket for impromptu Friday happy hours in your library office. And you can’t blame your former friend for being in love with the woman you fell for, hard, when she trusted your spindly arms to catch her in a team-building exercise at freshman orientation. If you could rekindle those happy hours, you’d ask Steve if he ever finds himself marveling at Becca’s ability to command every room she enters, always knowing the right thing to say to gather a crowd around her; if he’s found the spot on her lower back, an inch to the left of her spine, that sends a shiver through her entire body if you touch it with just the right amount of pressure; if she scrunches up her nose when she laughs at his jokes, the way she used to for yours, before all the laughter stopped. 

[OUT: BEATRICE, MURIEL, and ESTHER, triplets on a pilgrimage to Disney. You beg parents not to schedule vacations until after the playoffs end, but every year, one family bolts town as soon as school is out. The girls don’t control their own schedules, which is the only reason you feel guilty for hoping a smallpox outbreak shuts down EPCOT.]

You close your laptop. The printer comes to life down the hall. You press your back against the headboard and finger the ridged border of a red checker, a one-month sobriety chip you awarded yourself yesterday afternoon. You know that no matter what happens in the game, you won’t wake up the following morning beside a lineup of beer cans on the nightstand.

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Read by the author:

Jim’s story was selected as the 2025 Honeybee Flash Fiction Prize winner by Tom Paine. Tom had this to say about the work…

Kurt Vonnegut didn’t do book reviews, as he said nothing was easier than sticking a warm knife through the butter of a book. He knew how hard it is to write, and frankly, how noble to try to capture the topside beauty of life while capturing “deeper things” in the nets of words we call sentences. As a fiction professor in an MFA, I try to water the garden, to promote growth. Which it to say: hooray for these finalists. Each shows deep pixelated attention to life, and attention is love. Let me say up front readers have biases, and mine own is toward a writer sharing the strange and grievous experience of living the fleshy life. I want full 3-D communion with the people in fiction others call characters. When writing is artful and attentive to the minute building blocks of a life others call random details, I feel less lonely, and even soul-vitalized. Which is a long-winded way of saying the story that locked me into a shared experience of life was “While Making Out the Lineup for Tomorrow’s 12U Softball Championship Game.”

What an absurd and impossible conceit for a story! A coach pondering the players in a young girl’s softball game the following day. But woven into a coach’s list of pondering, each player comes to life in a grocery list of offhand but life-giving details. But within those thumbnails, the coach unveils a snapped love, alcoholism, and their own splattered but hopeful heart. Art’s secret is that the closer you zoom in on the details of anything, even a random coach’s player list (!), the more it glows with the bickering mitochondrion of a life. So yes, this writer has made something gorgeous out of a coach’s hidden melancholia; shown us the gods in the quotidian. Even a coach’s notes otherwise heading for the trash on the floor of the car.

about the author:
Close-up portrait of a person with short hair and glasses, wearing a blue shirt, outdoors with a brick wall and greenery in the background.

What comes to mind when I think about the good life is vacations with my family: sitting on the nearly deserted beach late in the afternoon, the sun setting behind us, the sound of the waves crashing, the sense of peacefulness. I think I’ll need to make a concerted effort to conjure that image to counteract the sense of dread that pervades my thoughts whenever I think about the state of the world.

Jim Parisi lives in Occupied Washington, D.C., with his long-suffering wife, Beth, and Dolce, a spicy mix of boxer, pit bull, and Australian cattle dog. (Their two kids, Aidan and Nora, have flown the coop.) Much of his free time is spent coaching Little League softball. His writing has appeared in FlashFlood Journal, The Bluebird Word, Five Minutes, Wandering Lights,  Club Plum, and ihavethatonvinyl.com.

Read our Q&A with Jim here.

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The Summer He Left by Alison Ozawa Sanders

The Summer He Left | Alison Ozawa Sanders

Mom lets you choose the perfect spot – close but not too close to the water, equidistant from the people to either side, far from annoying kids who might steal your sand toys. You walk right out of your flip flops, leaving them behind you like footprints, plop down in the cool sand, and plunge your fingers in. The drive from the valley felt like it took forever. Mom was crying again. Then she suddenly wiped her face and said in a wobbly voice, We girls just need a day at the beach. You felt her watching you in the rearview mirror, silently begging you to smile, to say something cheerful back to her. Your eyes refused to meet hers. And then she started sighing a lot, which, these days, means she’s going to start crying again. You just stared out the window and watched the green freeway signs fly past.

But now, the sand is soft beneath your thighs and you can feel the crashing of the waves like thunder in your chest, and the wind is wild, whipping in your hair. You fill your lungs with the briny air and look to the horizon. All of this feels like it could almost wash the rest away. 

You want to get right to it – run straight into the waves, do cartwheels at the water’s foamy edge, bury yourself in the sand – but Mom says Sunblock first. Standing side by side, both looking out over the water, you pass the bottle back and forth, smearing the lotion over chests and limbs and cheeks. It smells like coconut, and the scent is deeply familiar but also faintly repulsive, cloying. 

Honey, can you get my back? 

You ignore her. She lowers herself to sit on a towel so that you can reach, and she lowers the straps of her swimsuit over her shoulders. You instinctively look for someone, anyone else, who can do this. But, of course, there is no one. You scan the beach and imagine that every other mom has a husband who does this part, and then they trade places, and the moms do it for the husbands. They both like it because it’s sort of sexy and that’s what grown-ups do. But not your mom. What she told you was: Dad left us. But you know that has to be a lie. He left YOU, you want to scream at her, but she already cries so much all the time, you don’t say anything. You hate how splotchy her face gets when she cries. 

You kneel behind her, hold the bottle aloft, and squeeze a big blob directly onto her wide back, sprinkled with moles and freckles. You spread the lotion with the pads of your fingers only, wishing it would sink in faster. That blob was a bit much. Peering down at her hunched form, you think of a Thanksgiving turkey – soft and pink and vulnerable before it goes into the oven. You smear the lotion as quickly as you can, wanting to be done. 

When she does your back, she rubs the lotion in her palms first, so it’s warm when she spreads it up your neck, over your shoulders, down the neat stack of vertebrae. Okay, okay, you say, though you know she’s not done yet, and you scamper to the water on colt legs. One day I’ll run away too, you don’t dare say.

Later that evening, back at home in the valley, she undresses in the little bathroom with the light that hums like a beehive. You glance up to see your mother’s back striped with pale streaks – your four fingers. One shoulder glows an angry red, scarlet blotches bloom at her armpits and along the edges of her swimsuit, and you feel guilty, for a moment. That must hurt, you think. But neither of you says it aloud.

That night, you wake in the middle of the night, chest slick with sweat, heart jackrabbiting in your throat. In your dream you were falling, falling. You go to her then, silently, and her room is cool, and into her bed you climb, nestling behind her. Through the thin T-shirt you feel the heat of her skin on your cheek. She smells like the ocean, and your eyes drift shut.

An illustration of a honeybee painted in warm orange and yellow tones against a black circular background.
about the author:
Black and white portrait of a woman with long hair, wearing a denim jacket and smiling against a blurred background.

Alison is a mother, an attorney, and a lover of all things fiction, living in Santa Cruz, California. Her writing has appeared in Stanford Magazine, Cleaver, Seaside Gothic, Bluebird Word, Flash Fiction Magazine, Bright Flash Literary Review, Short Beasts, and The 2023 Swan Song Anthology. She is working on her first novel.

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Solitary Creatures by Charlie Rogers and Jaime Gill

Solitary Creatures | Charlie Rogers & Jaime Gill

It’s not the first time I’ve seen myself on a MISSING poster. One version of myself, anyway, a face that never really belonged to me. The chalk-white skin, shock-red beard, deep green eyes—they were always borrowed. My new face, with its porcelain-perfect features, still feels foreign to me, just like this new black hair rippling to my shoulders.

I know the man taping up the poster. I watch him, studying his movements with a mourning so deep I feel it run down my spine, through my shins, and deep, deep down into the soil below. 

Diego

I have nobody to blame but myself.

There are rules. From the moment I could understand human speech, my mother drilled them into me—they’re not like you, and if you forget this, they’ll kill you. Or worse. Until I met Diego, I’d never been tempted to break any rule. I’ve cycled through nine bodies now, a new one every fourth year, and never once allowed myself to attach to a human. That’s the first rule.

The second is not to hang around after a change—too risky. I try to migrate at least a hundred miles for every new identity. 

I shouldn’t still be in this city, let alone in Diego’s favorite park. I convinced myself I was stopping here to savor one last autumn afternoon—the new colors unleashed by the change of seasons— before heading south. A lie, of course. As soon as I saw Diego, the truth revealed itself.  

I’m breaking Mother’s rules yet again, for one more moment in his long shadow. His face is leonine handsome, and that loose shirt hides a taut, elongated body… but I know better than most how meaningless surface details are. It’s what lives behind those cheekbones that drew me to him.

We met three summers ago, on the other side of this park. I’d lived decades avoiding humans, lurking in the undergrowth at the edges of their lives, but I found everything about them fascinating. I’d spent forty-five minutes imagining the life of the stranger who’d left behind a quarter-filled coffee cup on my park bench. But then Diego appeared, his face etched with consternation, as he taped a different poster to a tree. I waited until he was gone and approached it, studying the inscrutable expression of a tortoiseshell cat named Ralphie. Black on one side of her face, mottled brown on the other.

“Oh, sorry.” I was startled by his lilting voice behind me. “I wasn’t sneaking up on you. But I saw you looking and wondered if you’d seen her?”  

I shook my head, profoundly wordless.

“She’s my neighbor’s,” he continued. “I’m just helping out…. We’re worried sick about her.”

That was the moment. I couldn’t fathom being so concerned about someone else’s house pet—it was as if he was speaking to me in a foreign tongue. A language of kindness, an empathy so all-embracing I later believed it might even be expansive enough to include the real me.

“I’m Patrick,” I said, wishing I’d chosen a better name for myself. Mother’s rules hissed at me—never volunteer information—but for the first time, I let myself ignore them.

Here and now, I’ve been staring, and Diego’s noticed. He strides towards me with such purpose that a sudden breathlessness overtakes me—does he somehow recognize me? I should be alarmed at the prospect of discovery, but I’m not. So many nights in our bed I lay still and sleepless, desperate to tell him the truth, or some version of it. I crafted whole monologues in my head, reworking my explanations, but never worked up the courage to say a word of them. The thought of disappointing him frightened me more than the knowledge I’d have to leave.

“Excuse me, Miss.” That last word stamps out hope like a boot on embers. Yet his voice is a forgotten song, a drumbeat calling me to a home that no longer exists.

He peels the top poster off his stack and hands it to me. “Have you seen this man?”

I still haven’t acclimated to this new body. Usually, the transition is easier—my biggest worry is the invention of a new life for myself. But it’s been twelve years since I’ve shifted into a female form, and I’d forgotten how much smaller I’d be. Diego towers over me now. My fingers brush his as I take the flyer—his touch electrifies me, same as it ever did.

I study my old face as if trying to remember where I might have seen it before, then look up into Diego’s eyes. A thousand volts surge, but now—for the first time—only in one direction. “I’m sorry, I don’t think so. What happened to him?”

The moment I hear my strange, soft voice ask the question, I know it’s a mistake.

“He’s my boyfriend.” Diego takes the seat next to mine. There are only inches between our arms now. They might as well be a universe. “He’s been missing for three days. He didn’t take any of his stuff, so I’m worried. This isn’t like him.”

When I was eight years old, Mother vanished. I was already assuming adult forms—changers mature faster than humans—and we were posing as brother and sister in Miami. One afternoon she took me to a parade and ditched me in the crowd. She’d warned me it would happen, but not when. I searched for her, of course, hours spent wandering through hordes of drunk revelers, hope leaking away like water from a basin. She was gone. That was that. Sometimes I wonder if she ever tries to check up on me, but she’d have no way of finding me again, and I wouldn’t recognize her even if she did.

I never—not once—thought about how that day might have felt for her. Diego and I once watched a nature documentary about a tigress who had abandoned her almost full-grown cub. Tigers are solitary creatures, just as my kind are meant to be. I ached to tell Diego the truth then, but I couldn’t think how to explain myself—Mother never taught me.

“That’s terrible.” That’s all I can think to say now. “I hope he turns up.”

The lie feels cruel. For a fleeting second there, I thought perhaps I could reach Diego again through this new body, but now I understand the stark impossibility. He used to look at me with hunger. Now it’s a kind of indifference—he has no interest in this new form. That was too much to ask. 

Finally, I understand why we have these rules. It’s not just to evade detection, as I always believed. I wish it were.

It’s to avoid this.

I fold the poster in half, the crease running across my old mouth. “I’m Lyss, by the way.” Why am I telling him this? Am I still nursing some kind of hope?

“Diego.” He stands up again, but then he turns to me and some life sparks back into his dark, tired eyes. “Wait. Have we met before?”

He does recognize me. Somehow. But as understanding and forgiving as I know he is, he could never understand this. And I can’t confess that our three perfect years together were all a lie. 

I’ve been a walking lie since the day I was born.

What’s one more? 

“I don’t think so.” This untruth shouldn’t be any different but it is, my tongue sticking to the roof of my mouth. 

Diego stands and nods a sad-smiled goodbye to me before bustling off. I sigh. He’s as awkward as ever.

A breeze picks up and rains leaves around me, a riot of reds and yellows. I reach forward to catch one. A glossy chartreuse, shed from the ginkgo one bench over. They won’t have those trees where I’m going. The leaf appears so vibrantly alive, but that’s an illusion. It’s already dead. 

I stand. Diego and his shadow are walking back home, and after watching him a few more seconds, I turn in the opposite direction and force my legs to move. The bus leaves soon.

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Read by one of the authors, Charlie Rogers:

about the authors:
Close-up self-portrait of a man with facial hair, wearing wireless earbuds, against a backdrop of textured, distressed wall.
Close-up portrait of a smiling man with short hair and a beard, wearing a black shirt, against a red brick wall.

Charlie Rogers is a writer living in New York City. His stories have been Pushcart-nominated and featured in several publications including Bull, Permafrost, and Uncharted, as well as the anthologies Weird Weird West, Hope, and Alchemy.

Jaime Gill is a British-born writer living in Cambodia. He is a Pushcart-nominee and his stories have won a Bridport prize and been published in Trampset, Blue Earth, Orca, New Flash Fiction Review and others.

Charlie and Jaime are Trans-Pacific friends and collaborators, with shared interests in queer lives, writing, cinema, and Buffy the Vampire Slayer. More at
www.charlierogerswrites.com and www.jaimegill.com.  

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flash fiction

Taco Bell Customer Satisfaction Questionnaire by Susan L. Lin

Taco Bell Customer Satisfaction Questionnaire | Susan L. Lin

Welcome to the Taco Bell Customer Satisfaction Questionnaire. Thank you for taking time out of your busy day to bare your heart and soul to a group of data analysts on the Internet. We appreciate your honest feedback. 

Store Number/Location: 

Date of Visit (MM/DD/YYYY): 

Section I: True or False 

Please respond to each of the following statements as truthfully as you can. 

1. This was my first visit to any Taco Bell restaurant. 

2. This was my first visit to this particular Taco Bell location. 

3. Arriving at this restaurant was like finding an oasis in the middle of a hot desert. 

4. Arriving at this restaurant was like finding powdered cinnamon in the middle of a hot dessert.

5. My food looked/sounded/felt/smelled/tasted like my childhood stuffed into a paper sack. 

6. I was provided with sufficient napkins to soak up my nostalgic/bittersweet tears. 

7. I was very satisfied with my overall dining experience. 

8. I am likely to return to this location again.

Section II: Multiple Choice Fill-in-the-Blank 

Please choose the word clusters that best complete the following sentences. 

9. If I were holding a Taco Bell _____ right now, I would no longer feel _____ or _____. 

A. Mexican Pizza; hungry; Italian 

B. MTN DEW® Baja Blast® Freeze; my fingers; my thumbs 

C. cash register; hopeless; short-changed 

D. employee; horny; alone 

E. all of the above 

10. _____ is the reason Taco Bell _____ my _____ every day and/or night. 

A. The color purple; catches; eye 

B. Fast, cheap food; finds its way into; stomach 

C. A fond childhood memory; permeates; thoughts 

D. An unpleasant childhood memory; haunts; nightmares 

E. all of the above

Section III: Short Essays 

Please select two prompts from the list below and respond appropriately with well-developed thesis statements and supporting arguments. 

11. If you were given the opportunity to create your perfect custom Taco Bell Chalupa, what would the secret ingredient be? Why? 

12. If you were given the opportunity to design your dream Taco Bell hotel, what would the guest keys look/feel/sound like? Why? 

13. If Taco Bell discontinued your favorite menu item tomorrow, would we trigger the apocalypse? Why or why not? 

14. If Taco Bell brought back everyone’s favorite discontinued menu item tomorrow, would we finally achieve world peace? Why or why not?

Section IV: The “Are You a Robot?” Math Section 

To confirm your humanity, calculate the solution to this simple algebra problem. Please show your work. 

15. In the distant future, you’re exiting the last Taco Bell on Earth with a greasy paper sack full of delicious warm food. You are, however, in a foul mood because the restaurant was experiencing an alarming shortage of salsa verde packets. “How exactly is one expected to live más when all our basic condiments have been stripped away?” you wail, shaking your fist at the heavens. That’s when you notice a hot air balloon rising vertically into the sky at a steady velocity of 1.5 ft/sec from a launch pad roughly 30 feet away. Whoever is picnicking inside the basket waves an elusive red bottle above their head. “Fire sauce!” they yell. “Want to feel the flames?” You peer inside your bag. The Crunchwrap Supreme® at the top could indeed use a little kick. “Toss it my way!” you reply, but the stranger ignores your command. Instead, 22 seconds after the start of their aeronautical journey, they simply allow the hot sauce to fall from their open hands. How fast must you now run to catch the bottle before it shatters on the pavement? 

Thank you for completing the Taco Bell Customer Satisfaction Questionnaire. We will never sell your personal information to third parties. If you choose to share your email address below, you will be entered to win a lifetime supply of reheated Doritos® Locos Tacos and the one-million- dollar equivalent of our Taco Bell x Dogecoin ‘90s throwback Chihuahua Pog® cryptocurrency.

About the author:

Susan L. Lin is a Taiwanese American storyteller who hails from southeast Texas and holds an MFA in Writing from California College of the Arts. Her novella GOODBYE TO THE OCEAN won the 2022 Etchings Press novella prize, and her literary/visual art has appeared in nearly a hundred publications. She loves to dance. Find more at https://susanllin.com.

Categories
flash fiction

Flying Fish by Corinne Harrison

Flying Fish | Corinne Harrison

I bend to pick up another bottle and a sharp pain in my back makes me freeze, bowed to the sand. My hand flies to my back, but the pain mellows into something dull and pulsing. 

I straighten and look towards my daughter. Ida is scanning the line of froth, sea stones, and litter while dusting caked sand from a mud-green bottle. She usually works early morning shifts, but today she’s free to accompany me. 

Behind her, the bay is a mass of slow undulating bars. At its fringe, foaming sheets of water fall on top of each other, clapping for the two women who have foregone sleep to scan the beach for the previous night’s leftovers.

My knuckles punch my lower back but there’s a deeper pain it can’t reach, one that thrums through my chest and orbits my heart. I sigh, chase off thoughts of my cleaning shift later in the day, and look at the bottle I’ve picked up. The blue label tells me it’s a Flying Fish.

We’ve been the only people here for the entirety of early morning. So I’m surprised to see a figure break from the palm tree-lined strip far down the beach and struggle over the sand towards us. They’re indistinct, a rocking white column in the distance. Another Cape Town early riser.

Ida returns and drops an armful of beer bottles in our pile with a small crash. She has my deep-night skin tone, and it makes the sea spray along her cheeks sheen like the Milky Way. She inherited her beautiful round eyes from her father. They flick between the bottles and I’m sure that, like me, the numbers are tumbling and merging through her mind. Some rice and potatoes for dinner. Maybe a meatless meal. 

She bends to pick a piece of litter from the mouth of a bottle and as she does, I see her premature greying crown, an iris of embers. Her arm hosts a thin landscape of boils, the same kind that erupted when her father died and again when we were thrown out of our apartment, left on the street with our belongings around our ankles. Even after I’d crushed and liquified a root of devil’s horsewhip and thickly applied the ointment along her forearms, the skin would settle only for a while until something else made it pucker and rise. 

My heart burns.

“Hi there,” a voice says behind us.

I turn and see that the stumbling white column has arrived. A boy. He’s young, maybe as young as Ida. Like her, but not like her. He’s young. And soft as a marshmallow. He has pancake cheeks with a hint of stubble, a radish-like sunburn on the side of his neck, sand-white shirt and chinos, hair bright as a yolk. Blue eyes flicker to the pile of bottles between us.

“Sorry to – disturb you. Don’t suppose you’ve come across a watch? It’s black, got a silver rim. Left it here last night.”

I stare. 

Now that he’s arrived, I see his shirt is crumpled, as though he’s slept in it. His eyes are bloodshot. An unwashed sour odour hangs around him, detectable under the sea breeze. I think of the ring of burnt-out wood at the other end of the beach where we found most of the bottles.

He meets my unwavering stare and his sloppy-adolescent grin falters. His gaze drops to my shoulder. He’s frazzled, like a brood of chickens spooked by a fox. His feathers are all awry.

“No, nothing.” Ida says. She gives him the down-and-up again look, raises her eyebrows my way, just an inch, and grabs a binbag for the bottles. 

“Oh – ok then,” the boy mumbles. He fiddles with the hem of his shirt, and his eyes go to the boils on her arms and stay there. 

I look at his rolled-up sleeves, his forearms. They’re smooth and covered in downy strands. They speak of starched sheets and cool white tiles, and I think of the neighbourhoods on the other side of Cape Town, broad pastel-coloured homes dispersed by private pools, streets embedded with topiary shrubs and palm trees. 

“Well, I’ll just –” the boy says. He still doesn’t know where to look, what to do with his hands. I haven’t taken my gaze from him. 

He throws one last, disconcerted look at the boils on Ida’s arm and crunches back over the sand. Probably back to his bed. Or to a meal, prepped, steaming and waiting.

Ida watches the boy and shakes her head sardonically. My hand is at my back again. She touches my shoulder and says affectionately, “I’ll give you a back rub after your shift Mama.” 

The mention of my cleaning job brings a wash of weary dread, but I pinch her chin and smile up at her. 

“I knew I raised you right.”

She laughs and walks back across the sand towards more bottles. 

I throw the Flying Fish in the pile with a clink.

Listen as Corinne reads an excerpt from her story…

About the author:
A woman with curly hair, wearing a yellow top, sits at a table with a relaxed expression. She has a warm smile and is surrounded by a softly lit setting with people in the background.

Corinne is an author, digital nomad, and avid traveller. Her fiction has appeared in The Bond Street Review, Remington Review, Elegant Literature, inScribe, Cool Beans Lit and others.

You can find more of her work at corinneharrison.com

When I hear “the good life”, I think of a life filled with travel, new experiences and time with friends and family.

~ Corinne Harrison

Categories
flash fiction

The Next Empty Cup by Myna Chang

The Next Empty Cup | Myna Chang

We meet at the old Pandemonium Deli on 6th Street. Every Thursday morning, coffee and pastries, for more years than we can remember. Well, Cora, Elaine, and I get coffee and pastry. Diva preferred hot tea and chocolate cake. Always had to be different, that one. This morning when we shuffle in, there are only three of us.

We slide into our customary booth. Diva picked it because it offers a good view of the counter. To watch the action, she’d said.

The owner’s sexy grandson, Peter, brings out baklava and coffee. Three mugs.

“We need a cup of tea, too,” I say. “And a slice of cake.”

Peter glances at the empty seat and nods.

We wait, quiet, holding onto the foolish illusion that perhaps our best days are not all behind us. We know that once we begin, our tightly-held fears may spill out, the secret dread of our remaining years impossible to deny. We let the silence cocoon us for a few more moments.

Peter returns with the cake and a teacup, setting it gently in front of the empty chair, then retreats.

We pause for another heartbeat. Elaine inhales a deep breath, then begins: “Diva was a poet of men, wasn’t she? The way she understood them. Like Peter. Remember how she called him Pandemonium Pete?”

Elaine’s words wash away our reluctance. Memories emerge. And, of course, top of the list is a sexy man. It’s Diva we’re mourning, after all.

“It was his hair,” Cora says. “That’s what she found most attractive in men.”

Pandemonium Pete did have glorious hair. We studied him as he boxed up sandwiches for the coming lunch crowd. Morning sun streamed in the front windows, highlighting his untamed crown of chestnut waves.

“Remember how she said she wanted to weave her fingers into the storm of it?” I say.

We laugh and nod. She was the only one of us brash enough to flirt with a man as young as her grandson. Up at the counter, Peter locks his gaze on us, as if he can hear our thoughts. Cora and Elaine flush, and my own cheeks heat. He winks, and oh my god, he is a cocky thing. No wonder Diva fantasized about him.

Cora picks up her baklava, then drops it. Flakes scatter across the table. “My son wants me to go to a retirement home,” she blurts. Her hands tremble as she wraps them around her coffee.

I rub my eyes and reach for Diva’s teacup. A bag of her favorite black tea rests on the saucer. I dunk it into the hot water and press it down with the spoon. The bag splits and tea leaves spill out, swirling in the tiny whirlpool of the spoon’s wake.

“Ah, it’s ruined,” I whisper. “Isn’t that how it goes? Everything aswirl?”

“That’s the way she liked it,” Cora muses. “Everything aswirl.”

“Maybe you should consider it,” Elaine says abruptly. “The retirement home, I mean. It might be nice to have that safety net.”

Cora taps her finger on the table. “No. Don’t want to live with a bunch of strangers. Besides, it pisses me off when my son tries to boss me around.”

Elaine bites her lip. She’d only had one child, and he died years ago. We’re all widows, but Elaine holds the additional burden of a lost child. She shifts the conversation back to Diva.

“Remember when she set her kitchen on fire?”

Cora snorts. “Told her husband she’d been lighting the burner. Didn’t want him to know she was trying to learn how to smoke cigarettes.”

“They had to move in with me for three months while they repaired the damage.” I laugh until I wheeze. It’d been a cramped, chaotic mess, but I’d missed them after they returned to their own home.

We pause as Pandemonium Pete brings a fresh round of coffee.

Then it’s my turn to share a memory. The words catch in my throat. I’m thinking about Cora and retirement homes. About Elaine, with no children to dictate her final years.

My breath shudders. I’m overwhelmed by the terrors we share. The specific shame of getting lost, of falling, of embarrassing ourselves because our hands are too shaky, our fingers too clumsy to work the buttons on these goddamned new phones and touch screens and self-checkout kiosks. I’m burning with the anguish of young people humoring us, of doctors and receptionists and salespeople ignoring us.

It’s not the dying I’m afraid of. It’s living that scares the hell out of me. Living diminished. Living lonely.

I take their hands, my remaining friends pulled close. “Move in with me. We can cram our beds into the living room. It’ll be like the old days in the dormitory.”

No one speaks for a moment. Then Cora’s smile lights the room, more dazzling even than Pandemonium Pete’s hair. Elaine swipes at her eyes and says, “Yes, of course. We must stay together.”

Pent-up tension drains away with the decision. “We’re old enough, we don’t have to hide our vodka in the laundry hamper anymore,” I say. “Remember how Diva used to do that?”

Laughter bubbles freely now, spirits rising. I’m almost buoyant as I listen to my friends reminisce. I don’t tell them about my diagnosis. How the next empty cup at the table will probably be mine. I’ll leave them my apartment after I’m gone, but that’s a conversation for another day.

“Hey,” I say, “do you remember the time we stole twenty bucks from the bingo hall?”

The girls gape at me, puzzled.

“I don’t think we ever did that,” Elaine says.

I grin. “We’ve still got time.”

An excerpt of Myna Chang’s story read by Tony Allen…

about the author:

To me, “the good life” means having the freedom and opportunity to live life as I choose. I believe every person in the world deserves this unfettered autonomy, and I’d love to see more people working toward this goal.

Myna Chang is the author of The Potential of Radio and Rain (CutBank Books). Her writing has been selected for Best Microfiction, Best Small Fictions, and WW Norton’s Flash Fiction America. Find her at MynaChang.com or on Bluesky at @MynaChang.

Read our Q&A with Myna here.

Categories
flash fiction short fiction

Empty Nesting by Andrea Villa Franco

Empty Nesting | Andrea Villa Franco

Strolling, hand in hand, among the honeyed oranges and crimsons of fall, we stumble upon a nestling lying in our path. 

“Look, look…”

Creamy brown feathers frame a pale chest; the baby bird lies face up on the bare concrete.

“…he’s still breathing.” 

The chest struggles to rise and fall. 

“How do you know it’s a he?” 

Almost as if, at any moment now, the small rib cage would collapse, caving life into a rubble of bone, feather, and tissue. 

“I don’t have to know.” 

The last rays of twilight set the leaves ablaze as the wind sweeps them from the branches and onto the indigo sky above. We meander in place. The question of gender only serves as a distraction. It is a detour in our journey together to the inevitable, true question:

“What should we do?”

It was meant to buy us a little bit of time, but every day the sunlight fades faster, if only by just a few minutes. 

“Well, I’ve heard that if we touch him, then his parents will reject him.” 

“Wasn’t that about bunnies, not birds?”

From here, we can still see the far-off pines that coat the hills that rise beyond the shingles of the houses.

“Do birds have noses?”

She buries her chin deeper into the folds of her fluffy orange scarf. A chill has crept into the breeze, and I realize I have never thought about it—do they, or can they, like us, smell the leaves in decay, the damp dirt, the pines? 

“He’s a late nester, in any case.”

“And what’s that?”

“A baby bird that is born late in the year.”

“Too late?” 

She lowers her gaze back onto the sidewalk. The question has left a small frown on her lips, and I want to tell her that no, it is never too late. 

But I hesitate. 

I watch, instead, as she fidgets with an orange strand of wool that has come undone from her scarf.

I shouldn’t have mentioned it.

By the end of the season, all the trees will be bare, but not the pines. They will continue to watch us from the hills and then, one day, through the flurry of snowfall. 

Perhaps the time has come. Perhaps I should speak to her now about the cycle of life, as my mother did, on a summer morning, when a bird of prey carried off the squirrel I was chasing across the park. After all, who will feel sorry for the eagle when it starves?

“Why don’t we move him somewhere safer for the night?”

“Somewhere where the cats can’t get to him?” 

She watches me as I bend down and gather the nestling into my hands. He is impossibly weightless, almost too light for hands so big to carry. The cold flushes my fingers red.

“Look at how he shivers…”

She speaks in hushed tones as she peers into my hands. 

“Do you think he fell from all the way up there?” 

And it is suddenly too late to see much among the tree branches that, like dark veins, web the evening above us. The leaves continue to fall, but the early night has robbed them of color. 

“Maybe over here…”

It feels like, soon, we will all begin to dissolve into shadow, in the moments just before the streetlamps alight. 

“…this could be a good spot for him to pass the night.” 

I place the nestling in the small nook of a young tree that sprouts near us, at the edge of the path, and hope that the embrace of wood will be a little less cold. 

“Don’t you think?” 

She tilts her head and her smooth skin creases around her almond eyes, like it tends to do on those late weekday evenings, when she stays up at her desk, frustrated, under the glare of the study lamp, confronted with some tricky long divisions she just can’t solve. 

“I don’t know.”

She looks away and, for a moment, we pause, unconvinced. As unconvinced, perhaps, as when, on those late evenings, I try to make the equations and the numbers on the page make sense, but she knows, and I know that I just can’t make them sit still. 

“I think we’ve done the best we can.”  

But she doesn’t hear me. And I can feel it now, how she—like a moth drawn to light—is beginning to flutter off. 

I watch as she begins to hop around, scattering the fallen leaves that crunch under her knit boots. It will take a few minutes for her to tire, to catch her breath.

I’ve done the best I can.

Even if I can’t always help her arrive at the right answer by the end of the night, not anymore.  

I’ve done the best I can.

The temperature drops and the evening thickens; I realize we have lost sight of the tree. 

But it’s late now. 

She has fallen quiet now. 

I see her, wide-eyed, staring out beyond the park’s shadows and into the electric glow of the city. A mug of hot milk, her favorite blanket, the old plushy green couch—it all awaits her. She is ready to go back home.

And I graze, with the tip of my tongue, the words that would bring her back to me. I could do it, I could raise my voice and chart out a new path for us, for all three of us—one in which I would feel, once again, the drum of the tiny heartbeat, between my palms. 

It’ll be too cold tonight. 

Let’s take him home.

Together, we could find a warm spot near the heater in her room. And with some old clothes, we could make a soft bed in a shoebox for him. I could teach her how to dip the dropper into a cup of water, how to squeeze out tiny, glowing beads like morning dew.

My breath condenses for a moment. 

Before dissolving back into shadow.

And I watch as she begins to wander off, beckoning me to follow. 

She too has tucked the nestling away into a nook, within her memory, and she is ready to walk away, until one day, without warning, she will find a way back to him, to the tree, and to this evening.

Once we found a baby bird that had fallen out of its nest.
I don’t know what happened to it after that night. It was so cold.

Andrea reading a snippet of her story…

More about the author:

Andrea Villa Franco is a writer and researcher from Bogotá, Colombia. Her fiction and non-fiction writing has appeared or is upcoming in Hypertext ReviewThe Madrid ReviewAmericas Quarterly, and Pie de Página. She holds a B.A. from Stanford University and an International Joint M.A. from the EU’s Erasmus Mundus Program. In her work and life, she enjoys blending genres and experimenting with language(s).

Categories
flash fiction short fiction

The Great Swim Divide by Amanda Siri Hill

The Great Swim Divide  |  Amanda Siri Hill

May 5, 2024
To: Carol376@gmail.com
From JohnTMalrose@gmail.com 
Subject: Please stop taking all the swim lessons

I know you check your email. You can’t pretend you’re too old to understand technology because you’re an expert at using the computer to get online and take all the swim lesson slots before anyone else can. You’ve forced me to send this email since you insist on avoiding me at the mailbox. 

Don’t think I’ve forgotten, or that I will let this go. James is the best swim coach this side of the Mississippi and I found him first. Please, stop taking all the swim lessons from my kids. Please.

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May 11, 2024
To: JohnTMalrose@gmail.com 
From: Carol376@gmail.com 
Re: Please stop taking all the swim lessons

I’ve lived 84 years and I can do what I want.

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May 12, 2024
To: Carol376@gmail.com
From: JohnTMalrose@gmail.com 
Re: Re: Please stop taking all the swim lessons

Do you just want my kids to drown? You know these lessons are for children to learn how to be safe in the water? You can barely walk, why swim?

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May 22, 2024
To: James@swimsafekids.com
From: JohnTMalrose@gmail.com 
Subject: Evil elderly woman intends for children to drown

James,

I can’t thank you enough for your dedication in teaching my children to swim. I know your time is valuable so I will be brief. 

I referred my neighbor Carol to you when she mentioned a desire to learn to swim in her old age, and now she books all the lessons the moment they hit the website. I don’t even have a chance to check my calendar before they are all gone. There must be a limit on the amount of lessons she is allowed to sign up for.  

Please speak to her about her lack of consideration. I would hate for the drowning of a child to be on her conscience. 

***

May 23, 2024
To: JohnTMalrose@gmail.com
From: James@swimsafekids.org
Re: Evil elderly woman intends for children to drown

John,

Please refer to the booking policy on our website. All lessons booked through our online process are final. Best of luck.

James

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May 25.2024
To: Carol376@gmail.com
From: JerricaOlsen20@gmail.com
Subject: Benefits of Knitting

Carol,

Your tulips are looking lovely, they’re the best on the street. Thank you for taking such good care of your yard; it lifts the beauty of our neighborhood. 

I just got off the phone with John and he isn’t happy. I know it’s a free country and you have every right to book whatever swim lessons you want, but don’t you think the kids need them more? What kind of swimming are you going to do at your age anyway? Maybe you could pick up knitting instead? It’s meditative and relaxing—just up your alley. Anyway, John said he won’t shovel your driveway this winter if you don’t stop. 

Jerrica

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May 27, 2024
To: JerricaOlsen20@gmail.com
From: Susan_Buttars@taxoffice.com
Subject: Back off

Jerrica,

I ran into Carol while walking my dogs yesterday. I know you meant well, but you can’t tell a woman to pick up knitting, even if she is 84. 

Susan

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May 31, 2024
To: ChadCarter@healthsystems.com
From: ToddBlack@Designstudio.com
Subject: So long friend

Chad,

My wife said your wife said you helped Carol fix her internet, and now we can’t go biking anymore. Sorry.

Todd

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June 1, 2024
To: Carol376@gmail.com 
From: JohnTMalrose@gmail.com
Subject: Enough already

Carol,

It is heartbreaking to see a friendly neighborhood break into two factions. I think enough is enough. Can we please meet to discuss a solution?

John

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June 4th, 2024
To: Catwhisperer@comcast.net
From: BombshellBlondie69@gmail.com
Subject: Not freezing over yet

Not a chance in hell. John found James first and Carol can shove it. She’s too old for swim lessons anyway. What’s she gonna do? Swim the English Channel? Remember last year when she kept feeding the deer and they ate our gardens? I’m sick of her acting like she is the only person in this world. What about the rest of us? 

***

June 7th, 2024
To: Carol376@gmail.com
From: JohnTMalrose@gmail.com
Subject: Final warning

Your lack of concern for myself and the rest of our community is appalling. You hide behind the face of a sweet old woman, when in reality you are a child-killing witch and we won’t stand for it anymore. This is your last warning before we implement a new plan. 

Lessons for the next month hit the website in a few days–you better be ready because we are. 

***

June 14, 2024
Free listing on Craig’s List

Please come get all the granny swim diapers you want, no charge. I had to buy every package from the local store to keep a certain woman out of the pool so my kids won’t drown. If your name is Carol, do not respond.

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June 14th 2024
To: Carol376@gmail.com
From: JohnTMalrose@gmail.com
Subject: Warm water

Todd was able to get one slot before you took the rest and he will be peeing in the pool before you get in. 

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June 20th, 2024
To: JerricaOlsen20@gmail.com
From: Catwhisperer@comcast.net
Subject: A million thanks

Carol gave me the yarn and needles you left on her front step and showed me your last email about the benefits of knitting. Since Carol is retired, she is more relaxed than either of us and does not need to knit, so I decided to take it up. Turns out you were right, I love it! Maybe you should join me. 

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July 1st, 2025
To: Undisclosed recipients
From: James@swimsafekids.org
Subject: Welcome Carol

Dear Customers,

You may have noticed when you showed up to lessons last week that we have a new swim coach. We are pleased to welcome Carol and we’d like to congratulate her on her recent swim across the English Channel. We are honored she chose to be a part of our community. With Swim Safe Kids in her competent hands, I have decided to retire from lessons after ten years of teaching. Thank you for being a part of the Swim Safe Kids family. 

Be sure to sign up fast, her slots fill up quickly. 

James

***

December 10th, 2025

To: Carol376@gmail.com
From: JohnTMalrose@gmail.com
Subject: Stop taking all the ski classes

More about the author:

Amanda Siri Hill loves to explore inner demons through storytelling. You can find her short fiction on the Creepy Podcast and Utah’s Best Poetry and Prose 2023. Accolades include multiple First, Second, and Third Place awards at Storymaker’s Conference and The Quills Conference. When not writing, she collects books and bikes in her South Jordan home that she shares with her husband and five children. Connect with her on Instagram @amandasirihill and her website amandasirihill.com